T. von Monocle
It is I, Toppington von Monocle.
If I may quote Catullus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo".
In the interests of educating young men in how to pursue a young lady in a gentlemanly fashion, I have published a series of articles that gives tips, tricks and wise advice. The adventure used to start at Lesson One: Eight Best Places To Meet Girls but unfortunately the powers-that-be thought that it was crap and they've unpublished it. Not to worry, I'm trying to figure out ways to improve it so it meets the sites criteria, in the meantime be a good chap and jump straight to Lesson Two: Six Never Fail Opening Lines and Six Always Fail Opening Lines
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